How Much Money Can I Make Just Holding Up A Cardboard Sigh Begging For Money?
Jul.13, 2009 in
How to Make Money
I don’t want to work anymore. Should I say that I am a Veteran and homeless so I get more money. BTW I will need to make at least a grand a month to pay my mortgage and support the kids. I hear in the big cities you can make good money.
July 13th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Just take your shirt off. The money will roll in.
You won’t even have to hold a sign up. The ladies will just shove hundreds in your pockets.
July 13th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
No, you don’t just hold up a sign! You go to somewhere like a trainstation going into Chicago and open people’s cab doors for them and ask for a dollar. Most people will be like, aww, it’s a poor man… it’s only 1 dollar… and give you one. Now assuming you do that for several hours, you should make something
Don’t shave before you go to “work” and wear the same clothes to “work” every day. ( but make sure to wash them! )
July 14th, 2009 at 1:02 am
it depends what your wearing.
naked - maybe, depends how hot you are
poor clothes - not that much, a few dollars maybe
tuxedo - hmm who knows. try it yourself =D
watch out for other people that are begging, polices, and aggressive dogs(ouch)
July 14th, 2009 at 4:54 am
I read about a guy in the paper, lived in San diego was pulling in 125,000 a year. being a street beggar. went home at night to wife and kids, worked the street during the day. got busted for income tax evasion. neighbor turned him in.
July 14th, 2009 at 5:26 am
I think you would make more by promoting your moustache rides. It’s not really work, unless the chick is morbidly obese.
July 14th, 2009 at 8:11 am
4 bucks
July 14th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
atleast 50 bucks a day..depending on location
July 14th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
money to buy a few cigarettes in jail.
July 15th, 2009 at 1:15 am
make sure ur not by other bums and stay by busy traffic..
July 15th, 2009 at 3:28 am
I kinda gotta agree with Dylan here…but I would suggest shirt off and wearing a Speedo or man thong. That will really get the bucks rollin’ in.